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Ooh, I almost forgot....

dinky_drinkage@ivillage.com — Fri, 04 Oct 2002 10:55:03 GMT

J to tha LO... Coventry nil (in fact, -15), Leyton Orient 1 billion! Hanny, you understand, right?

PS - sorry to be so dull and depressed in my last entry, but I am being a sad and miserable moooooooose!

And my monkeys flew away :-(

I'm baaaaack!..................

dinky_drinkage@ivillage.com — Fri, 04 Oct 2002 10:44:57 GMT

Hello Party People!

I am a sad loser, I forget my LJ info when I'm at home and I can never get into it. I know it's a poor excuse for not keeping it updated, but what ya gonna do...shoot me?!

Anyway, since I last wrote anything at all on here, I have done lots of shit. So, I can't tell you it all. In short, I went to Mexico with my then-boyfriend, who dumped me shortly afterwards (was I really bad company?!), I did an audition for a choral scholarship to Clare College Cambridge, and I'm waiting to hear whether I got it, though I'm not holding my breath because the competition was strong and I was crap! HA! Oh, and on top of that I had a crappy kidney infection. I'm now dosed up on Codeine (is that how you spell it?!) and I'm dropping off to sleep!

Other than that I have been getting excited about going to Hannah's for lunch. Well, that's in the last 10 minutes since she invited me!

So, I guess I'll write in here again soon... if I remember! Shout at me if I forget!

Love you all xxx

Well I should've done the revision but I'm a failure. SO what are you going to do? Shoot me?!

dinky_drinkage@ivillage.com — Fri, 24 May 2002 11:35:53 GMT

This is for my people, my -uh- my party people.

I am going home this afternoon to do some revision. I am at work a the moment eating air and feeling hungry. There are old people all around me and I need the loo. But I can't move because I am afraid of them, they have yellow teeth and pink rinsed hair. GO away, go away before I scream at you!

Thats it. I'm going.

Hannah says, "you're insane... what are you?" I say, "insane" with a slightly demoralised look :-(

dinky_drinkage@ivillage.com — Tue, 14 May 2002 12:34:48 GMT

My stomach just gave a really odd squeezing sensation! Hannah has her head on a computer and looked at me and said, "you just looked like your mum then." I grinned. She said, "your mamma. Your mamma. Mamma Summers is going to eat you, yeeeeeeaaaahhh....." and her voice trailed off into the distance like a goat with wings. Soft my babe, my pretty one, thy father sails the deep. But warm they bed is, little one, lie still my dear, and sleep. Ha! - Roshni is talking about how she is intending to fail her German. I think I need to stop feeling so confident about these exams. But really, everyone needs to be more positive. Roshni just gave Hannah an evil look that could stop a truck at 1000 yards (are we allowed to work in yards these days? Sorry to be un-metric) Hannah thinks she's never been bullied... PAH! No-one likes her, she's under this gross misconception that she has friends... again, PAH!

Right, I have to go now, I cannot concentrate on my own oersonal thoughts and feelings when there are all these people eating my ears off! Go away... leave me now!

Baaaaaa said the beautiful sheep, I love you mummy. Shhh little sheep, go to sleep with little cow.

dinky_drinkage@ivillage.com — Thu, 09 May 2002 18:16:41 GMT

The little cow and sheep had to be slaughtered and burtn hideously because they had foot and mouth. But, when I drove past, I rolled down the window and it smelled f*cking gorgeous... like a BBQ on a hot summer's eve. Good night my little monkeys, fly, far, far away.

Please remember Hannah Warner.

dinky_drinkage@ivillage.com — Wed, 08 May 2002 18:29:31 GMT

On a very serious note, I would like to use this space to remember Hannah Warner who died recently of cancer. May she rest in peace. It seems such a waste when a little life is taken away, and please could everyone remember that no matter how bad life seems, appreciate every day because there are people out there who are so strong and brave, and never let their sadness show. Sorry for being so sombre, but I think this is a very sad day.

dinky_drinkage@ivillage.com — Tue, 07 May 2002 12:32:41 GMT

OH MY GOD, I REMINDED MYSELF OF THE ANNOYING PERSON WHO IS GETTING RIGHT ON HANNAH'S TITS... I AGREE WITH ONE OF HER PREVIOUS COMMENTS....... LOCK ME AWAY, NOW!

dinky_drinkage@ivillage.com — Thu, 02 May 2002 12:47:41 GMT

This day is a big, squishy, and ever so slightly saggy booby!

I have this sense of impending doom. Everyone thinks I'm being melodramatic, but I'm really not - "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it... and my heart is going to cave in.

That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid. Ever."

So anyway, if anyone else ever feels this way, you know, it'd be nice to know, just to ease my mind and make me realise that I'm not insane!

Good bye.

dinky_drinkage@ivillage.com — Thu, 25 Apr 2002 13:29:00 GMT

Right, don't even think about stealing this, I already have it copyrighted!

"Killing Time"

The music pumps, the lights flash red,
My mind's chained up inside my head.
Carve your name into my arm,
There's so much pleasure in self harm.
Stick a needle in my vein,
You know I never feel the pain.
Knocking back the deadly drink,
Numb my mind, I hate to think.
Dissect my head and find the drugs,
Find the virus, find the bugs.
Use me, abuse me, I don't care,
Screw me up babe, if you dare!
Smash the glass, but save the edge
To slash my wrists as I jump the ledge.
Paint the walls black, rip the nets,
I deserve all that I get,
Silence the ticking of the clock...
It's the end of my life, I need to rock!

xxx

dinky_drinkage@ivillage.com — Thu, 25 Apr 2002 12:32:44 GMT

I feel horny because I am sitting next to Hannah (many thanks Hannah, for setting me up an LJ, go you). "I've added you, I've added you," were the words which she used, so, good, thanks, but no need to orgasm! Also, where did the word 'added' originate from? I mean, if I had to analyse it for English, one might go so far as to say that it carries sexual implications. Shut up Isobel, Shut up, SHUT UP YOU BORING, BORING COW! I HATE YOU! Right, I'm going to go and take some pills now. Happy Happy Children.